Beached Az
A whale wakes up stranded on a New Zealand beach…
Unable to move, the whale is subjected to often pointless but always comical conversations with a host of passing characters.
Seasons
1. The Seagull
Air Date: 2009-09-10
The first of the episodes, originally created as a standalone animation, follows the story of a blue whale that wakes up on a New Zealand beach, and finding a seagull there, where they have a conversation about chips and the fact the whale can't chew. The seagull then wanders off to find a bucket or a hose bro.
2. The Snail
Air Date: 2009-09-17
Awoken by something tickling him, the Whale meets an overly excited and constantly amazed Snail who is leaving the sea in fear of salt.
3. The Baby Whale
Air Date: 2009-09-24
The Seagull and the Whale are confused when a Baby Whale intentionally swims ashore to avoid his skin going wrinkly.
4. The Squid
Air Date: 2009-10-01
The Seagull finds a bucket for the Whale only to discover a Squid who is extremely relaxed about being bait inhabits it.
5. The Stringray
Air Date: 2009-10-08
The Whale tries to convince a really sad (or possibly really dead) Stingray to talk about his emotions by singing a song with the Seagull.
6. The Duck
Air Date: 2009-10-15
A duck takes some ducks for an excursion to end up in the trap of a fire breathing dragon.
7. The Turtle
Air Date: 2009-10-22
The Whale comes across a Turtle who is in a hurry to bury her eggs before disaster strikes.
8. The Bluebottle
Air Date: 2009-10-29
The whale and the seagull think a bluebottle is deaf when it refuses to chat with them.
9. The Starfish
Air Date: 2009-11-05
The whale and the seagull mistake a disabled starfish for a tasty snack.
10. The Crab
Air Date: 2009-11-12
The whale is amazed by the size of the crab’s giant claw... which turns out to be a sensitive topic.
11. The Rope
Air Date: 2009-11-19
This week the characters come up with a plan to get the whale ‘de-beached’, but can they all work together to save the day or will the whale be forever ‘beached az’?
1. The Koalas
Air Date: 2010-06-03
The whale meets several koalas. Although koalas are not bears, only they can call themselves bears. They also find the quote "I'm Beached As!" funny.
2. The Pelican
Air Date: 2010-06-10
A pelican, who loves drama and painting, meets the whale.
3. The Goats
Air Date: 2010-06-24
A pair of misguided goats discuss the medical implications of being "beached az".
4. The Walrus
Air Date: 2010-07-01
A thumbless walrus turns to his best mate, a coconut, to finally get the whale off the beach.
5. The Barnacles
Air Date: 2010-07-08
A community of seafaring barnacles take drastic action after realising they are not made for life on the beach.
6. The Dragon
Air Date: 2010-07-14
The Duck and the Whale try to rebuild the deteriorating relationship of the Crab and his girlfriend
7. The Sea Slug
Air Date: 2010-07-21
A nudity-embracing Sea Slug teaches an embarrassed Whale and Sea Snail how to manage their self-consciousness.
8. The Clams
Air Date: 2010-07-28
Two blind Clams with an identity crisis (and plenty of rhythm) are spooked by anything that talks to them.
9. The Hermit Crab
Air Date: 2010-08-04
A thrifty Hermit Crab discovers a unique home opportunity with amazing ocean views.
10. The Tide
Air Date: 2010-07-08
Is this it? The tide is coming in, but can the Whale be convinced to stay Beached Az by his friends?
1. Cygull & Whaleborg
Air Date: 2019-10-01
Whale and Seagull happen upon the god of the oceans who shows them a dark future!
2. Bleached Az
Air Date: 2019-10-12
A coral wakes up to find himself Bleached Az.
3. The Baby Turtles
Air Date: 2019-10-15
Two baby turtles learn a valuable lesson in the food chain.
4. Overfishing
Air Date: 2019-11-12
Two fish argue over the crackpot conspiracy theory that humans are out to catch them for their own consumption.
5. The Dolphin
Air Date: 2019-11-12
A dolphin becomes addicted to seismic testing with devastating consequences.
6. Global Warming
Air Date: 2019-11-12
The Seagull has a brilliant idea as to how to get the Whale off the beach.
7. It's Hectic
Air Date: 2019-11-28
Life on the beach isn't all as idyllic as it seems, as Josh Pyke(fish) explains.
8. Whaling
Air Date: 2019-11-28
The Seagull recalls one of the greatest stories ever to happen on the Tasman Sea.
9. Charity Song
Air Date: 2019-12-24
Gotta raise awareness!
10. Oil Slick
Air Date: 2019-12-24
The Whale needs the help of a Magic Moose to save a friend.
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Rating
0.0/10
Release Date
2009-09-10
Episodes
31 (3 seasons)
Status
Ended
Cast
Videos
Production Companies
The Handsomity Institute
Robot Army Productions